levi catbox and tokyo

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tokyo was ok with me putting david bowie as the picture for this :)

WARNING!!! FLASHING LIGHTS ON NEXT PAGE. do not go in if flashing lights are bad for you.

INTRODUCING

hello... my name is levi catbox. i am ??? years old, my birthday is on halloween, and i love david bowie. this is a website that i reside in (i didnt make it i dont think i actually dont know how i got here) but it's not just me. theres also my assistant/partner/friend/colleage/???, tokyo. he'll introduce himself too, except it might be a little hard to understand, he doesnt speak english. he doesnt really speak any language good, but he speaks broken japanese, backwards, gibberish, german, and... whatever other languages he remembers. I speak a lot of languages too! my mian is english, but i speak spanish, korean, backwards, gibberish, german, hawaiian, and uh... a few others i think. me and levi dont really know what we're doing. we dont really even know who we are. i dont know what species either of us are... but, its not that big of a deal, i dont think anyone else in the world right now does either. OH! RIGHT! i am not in the same time as you right now!am i? i dont remeber. i am either in a different time or a different plane of existance. but what i think happned is the earth has went through another ice age, and after that... everyone went crazy. there is no politics anymore, every women and men and 123 for themself. but, its not violent, theres only like, 50,000 people in the world? everyone is spread out. The dumb people died and now we reside peacfully wherever we can. but yeah? oh yeah, and here is a picture of me. i am very poorly drawn, but that is what makes me charming. it's not like tokyo looks any better. tokyo is in this picture too. this picture was taken on a computer from the year 2015.

can you see the image? you can see the image? i can code! yay! (imagine me jumping) actually... dont imagine me jumping. i have a skirt on. actually, you can. its a long skirt. with pants made of solid steel. also i dont have any body parts. you can take be apart like legos. so yeah, i can jump. imagine me jumping.

tokyo's turn!

i am giving tokyo the keyboard. there is no knowing what language he will speak. viewer discresion is advised.

oh my! that got very... distorted! he actually wrote it in japanese but it seems to have translated to next level gibberish.

there we go.. thats what he tried to say. i can translate it if you'd like! hes very bad at typing so it's not perfect but roughly it says...

stupid cat... (reffering to our cat, stupid cat/dumb cat/gene/jean) hey hey hey hey hey! my name is tokyo!

gene/jean

hey, so i mentioned our cat, i might talk about him sometimes. tokyo is not a fan of him. he calls him "stupid cat" or "dumb cat", partially just because he looks stupid, even i'll say that, but he also just doesnt like them. his real name is gene/jean and she is a he and a she and a it and whatever. he is a kitten and he is stupid and i found her in a chocolate egg. i want to show you a picture of her, but sometimes he doesnt show up in pictures. i'll try to take one soon.

andromeda and sal

also, i forgot to mention something (for good reasons), but tokyo is now threatening to pour acid in my cactus's pot if i dont mention them, but tokyo has two little "henchmen" as he calls them. their names are andromeda and sal, and i hate sal. tokyo is allowing me to say this surprisingly. they follow tokyo around and repeat what he says, and can rarely talk on their own. i dont... know what they are. i mean, i dont know what i am, but ESPECIALLY dont know what they are. they are very tiny and i have to be careful not to step on them.

fun facts

tokyo likes to play video games. his favorites are team fortress 2, tetris, red dead redemption, portal, and sonic.

levi had a catnip addiction for 2 years, but ended up going to rehab and is now much better.

tokyo always keeps tootthpaste with him because it is andromeda and sal's favorite food.